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MANY YEARS AGO I TRIED TO WRITE...I DID NOT GET VERY FAR. SOME YEARS LATER I TRIED TO RUN...I DID NOT GET VERY FAR. SO, TO PROVE THAT TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT, I AM COMBINING THE TWO IN THIS, MY O SO INSIGHTFUL BLOG. ENJOY (THOUGH PLEASE NOTE THAT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RUNNING NAKED. SORRY)

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

BREAKING NEWS

We interupt this transmission of THE BEGINNING to bring you breaking news (flashes across screen Sky Sports News sytlee)....

Now I am not one to indulge in regaling people of my 'celebrity' spottings, however this one caused a wry smile.  I was running to work today and whilst I was running along the Embankment I ran past none other than Gordon Brown - and my, what a big bastard he is (his face is the size of my whole body).  He was accompanied by his minder or personal trainer (or maybe a mixture of both) and thankfully I clocked him early enough not to take a double-take, but late enough not to stare.

Now the thing that amused me, apart from the shuffling motion and pained expression on his face (I have never been there, honest!), was that he stopped just as I went past him, at which point was parked a policeman, with his bicycle, and an ambulance!!!

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