I have been on Facebook now for a couple of years and what on there really makes me chuckle (HoHo!) is when someone gets fraped (which I assume stands for Facebook raped). Reading the various different frapes, in itself, highlights the differences in the sexes.
If a girlfriend/wife/whatever frapes their partner, she will say something sweet along on the lines of "I love my girlfriend/wife/whatever very much". The most risque thing that is written is proclaiming their partners love of washing up or baking cakes. However, if the boyfriend/husband/yawn frapes his partner then he will put something like, "I like it up the bum". All very amusing (assuming it is not true...and if it is, why not upload the video!) of course, but the one that got me thinking today was, if a bloke gets fraped by a mate of his then nine times out of ten the mate will write something along the lines of "I just wanted everyone to know I am gay. O, it is so liberating coming out the closest". Chortle, chortle!
But what I want to know is what if you actually are gay, and openly so...how do your fiends frape you then? Do they say something like "I just wanted everyone to know I was only joking all this time, I really am straight"?
Not exactly running related, mind...but at least I know have proof that I do, despite the accusations, think about other things other than running. I must go and tell Mrs McNude...she will never believe me.
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